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keithmorris:

i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes

(via myhipsareautomatic)

person: i love josh hutchinson!
person: team peter!
person: team --
person: i saw the movie so i can skip the first book!
person: is there gonna be a hunger games 2?
person: did you hear they made hunger games into a book?
person: jennifer lawrence is too fat to be katniss
person: i heard josh is an alcoholic
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

yufeelme:

don’t hate your body because it’s too fat or too thin hate it because it’s a prison of flesh and its existence is meaningless

(via goingtoscream)